FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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