You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I understand Curling. That high.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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