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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
