HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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