I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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