I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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