Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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