I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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