But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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