i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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