is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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