...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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