I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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