i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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