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No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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