I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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