Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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