I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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