Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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