I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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