Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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