he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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