I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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