I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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