this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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