Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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