his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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