i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Say something about gay babies.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
