That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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