Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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