i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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