it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
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That's how twitter works, right?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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