I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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