I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
you never un-have a 4some
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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