all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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