See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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