Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize
