Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Woke up backwards on a recliner
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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