I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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