ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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