and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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