I want to stick my p in your. b.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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