And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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