Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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