$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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