Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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