they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
