please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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