found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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