Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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