I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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