i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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