Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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