everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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